February 2013
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anyou23:
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE ACCURATE POST THOUGH
December 2012
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A National Pass time - BRUNCH!
SOOOOO I love the Sea Fire reastaurant in the atlantis hotel. Love love love love love… AND NOW THEY DO BRUNCH!!!
Mother and sister went last Friday and i turned green with envy because i could not go….
THIS FRIDAY IS THE DAY I GO!!! They have all you can drink beer, all you can eat steak and biltong and a live band with an apparently very attractive lead singer…
THE...
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Here in Dubai, We still call him Snoop Dogg
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Dubai
Dubai A nun and a man convicted of having consensual sex were each given a one-month suspended sentence after they promised to get married.
Oh god I could think of nothing worse!
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britain
British authorities have insisted they are prepared for the looming apocalypse and have issued advice on how to cope.
In the event that the world ends on December 21, the public should check the car, fit a smoke alarm and learn to make a fire.
A London Fire Brigade spokesman advised: “Fit a smoke alarm on each level of your home, then at least you might stand a chance of knowing that the...
The Signs as Mythological Creatures
secret-agent-sam:
zodiacgeek:
Capricorn: Centaur
Aquarius: Sphinx
Pisces: Siren
Aries: Manticore
Taurus: Minotaur
Gemini: Harpy
Cancer: Unicorn
Leo: Griffin
Virgo: Nymph
Libra: Krakken
Scorpio: Phoenix
Sagittarius: Dragon
FUCKING YES, I’M A DRAGON.
Unicorn!
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I'm going home!!!! for the first time in 8 years!...
November 2012
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Dubai radio has to be one of the only places to advertise:
with a thick Welsh accent (well, in the UAE where a Welsh accent is a rare one!)
with a “serious” sounding women exclaiming “CAUTION!!! IT’S NON ALCOHOLIC” for Chillies
with an extremely sexual undertone for hot air ballooning (I’m not gonna lie, they get kinda steamy… kinda HOT - ha)
with...
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MY HERO
So On Tuesday I found a kitten. This is the TINIEST kitten I have ever seen. I don’t like cats (except a special dubaiandi cat), I am rather allergic to them and never ever wanted a cat BUT KITTENS! Kittens are different. I love kittens so when I saw this little guy there was so much squealing and love. Then he looked at me. His left eye was almost completely swollen shut and his other eye wasn’t...
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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen, ever....
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rangerthefuckup:
Well that was amazing.
Has anyone seen my shit because I completely lost it.
Is this real? I want this to be real more than anything! Brilliant! haha
October 2012
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LISTEN to a movie dot com →
This has to be the strangest idea. I mean, why would anyone want to LISTEN to a movie? Unless you are visually impaired but then you still don’t need a website for this! Listen to a movie has a massive database filled with movies and tv shows and radio stations… that you can listen to… on the internet. What I have listened to today:
1. The first episode of The Animaniacs
2. The...
August 2012
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I know I don’t come here very often any more but I had to share this, another gulf news special! The title of the article is “Pakistan barber’s eyes pulled out for alleged affair” a rather horrific thought indeed! So I read it.
The article starts off:
The eyes of a barber were pulled out in a horrific incident in the Punjab province. The culprits also cut off the man’s tongue and lips for...
June 2012
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March 2012
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January 2012
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“The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is — and I mean this seriously — the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been,”
Fidel Castro
Is it a bad thing to want to staple someone in the...
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Tumblr, I miss you. But I have so much work to...
