March 2011
15 posts
Oh of course
Super-teen extraordinaire Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Rescues Washington D.C. Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Unless something better’s on TV Freakazoid! Freakazoid! His brain’s overloading It has a chocolate coating Textbook case for Sigmund Freud Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Check out Dexter Douglas Nerd computer ace Went surfing on the internet And...
Mar 26th
I am so bored.
Holy crap could this day be worse? I am actually playing with a highlighter now. The worse part? I spent most of my Saturday watching freakazoid and i can’t get the song out of my head. It’s a good song but only when you know all of the words! not just “Freaka me, freaka you, chimpanzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” And now i want to go for a cig but co-worker with personality is...
Mar 26th
IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mar 24th
Sundays are the worst
I hate the first day back at work. BUT i have a gorgeous roast leg of lamb waiting for me when i get home! YUM!!!! But still, HATE Sunday
Mar 20th
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you have been terribly boring today. I have 10 minutes left of work then I am off work and off to dubaiandi for vodka fun! WOOP
Mar 16th
It was a bit like Russian, Russian Roulette, You always held the gun, you always pulled a bit. They say its just a game, this is what happens when i don’t want to play. They say its just a game, to stop when you can’t breathe. But it was you, you who took away my breath. Everthing is always the same!!!!
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I HATE BEING HORNY AT WORK!!!!
Mar 14th
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Mar 6th
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argh
I understand that it is Thursday, the last day of the week, I should be happy… I understand that we are going to the horse races, with a lot of free alcohol for me, i should be happy… BUT MOTHER FUCKING HEART BURN FROM THE DEVIL, A HANG OVER FROM LUCIFER HIMSELF, is killing me today… ANd I might still be drunk, because i dont feel THAT bad but I can feel it, it’s...
Mar 2nd
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When people
say things like “whatever, I am ocd” it ACTUALLY, LITERALLY makes me want to fly into a fit of rage and break people and things. eat so close to me i can taste their food i want to reach out, punch them in the face and rip our their vocal cords. make me move around an office like a fucking butt monkey i want to pee on their desk. That last one is directed as YOU Ricketts!!! and YOU...
Mar 2nd